Houseplants are just pets that die quietly.
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A messy desk is the sign of a working brain, not a lazy one.
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Doing a big poo is better than sex
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Showering at night is objectively superior to showering in the morning.
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Socks with sandals is comfortable and people need to get over it.
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Six good hours of sleep is plenty. The eight-hour rule is for people with nothing going on.
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