Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.