Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.