The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Poached eggs are the worst type of egg