Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.