Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.